Don't find any time to clean because you're too busy working. Having sand on the floor is fine. Just brush the soles of your feet off before you get into bed.
Fail to learn any culinary skills at University because you're too busy partying and continue that through into adulthood by surviving on pasta and pesto and keeping nail varnish and wine in the fridge instead of actual food.
Get pets who leave fur in places you'd rather they didn't. Accept that there's nothing you can do about it, stop caring and brush your teeth in a sink that's dotted with black cat hair. (My Mother will be horrified by this - sorry Mum).
Look after both fur babies for a week by yourself, work full time and be too tired to care when the dog rips apart the bed you just bought her. Go to bed with the ripped pieces of material still on the living room floor and sleep well.
Dust nothing. Ever. Dusting is for losers who like ironing.
Spend your time writing a blog post about how not to be a domestic goddess instead of going to the supermarket, baking or hoovering...